September 12, 2009

It’s another day. I am little worried about my homework especially since I don’t understand it. But I am looking forward to tomorrow because I get to go to church at then which means no work for me! But I feel a little bad about using Jesus as an aid for no Child labor. I mean, a regular kid would work with his father, but I am to busy doing homework and plotting on how I am going to be a revolutionary extraordinaire. Well, I know everybody in the world knows this, but the fate of Megan Wants a Millionaire and I Love Money 3 are, like Margaret Mitchell would say, “Gone with the Wind” I was a little upset especially since I was looking forward to the third season of I Love Money just out of curiosity, but I guess it just was not meant to be. I know it sounds as if I know everything that’s even on a pop culture level, but there is several things that I did not know about, and when I tell people to let them know, they are just mean and say “Duh!” or they are mean with a sarcastic twang and say “No!” For example, I did not know that Eazy-E died of Aids complications since yesterday. I did not know that John Sutherland died until two years ago. Even my mom knew that, and she knows barely anything about American celebrities. (Mexican celebrities, now that’s a different story). But, I know mostly everything about everything on pop culture, and I heard rumors of Megan having another show, and an “I Love Money 4” which I think that if it is green lighted, it will have to be retrospectively called “I Love Money 3”. because that will be like having “Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek 3, and then Shrek 5.” What happened to the fourth one! But, my dad was just angering me when I was helping him with a dumb old trailer. And this man that he talks to was talking about how there’s a medicine to help your prostate, and I was like, hold on big boy my life is strictly TV-PG-D but I guess that will just have to fit in the dialogue. My dad obviously thinks that I don’t know what prostate is, or even have a slight idea, for he did not attempt to change the subject or warn him in some way. But he frankly does not know that I have won the Rotary Essay contest and that I will probably join the contest again and probably win again. Oh, underestimation will definitely slow down my chances of me becoming a revolutionary extraordinaire. But my dad was just so piss like I wanted to hit him with a bric-a-brac, and I don’t even know what the hell a bric-a-brac is! But anyway, that’s all I have for you today. No wait there’s more! I have to go to this party my brother’s throwing for his birthday. I am excited to go, since I enjoy eating. My mom says that it is not a good thing to eat out of boredom, but it’s like, well, beauty is only skin deep. I’m not sure what that famous phrase has to do with her comment, but I know it has something to do, how can it not! I also have eight dollars, but I will probably but my mom a slush, but I am saving to buy the Japanese version of “Rhythm Heaven” entitled “Rhythm Tengoku” for Game Boy. I will probably butter Belen up (because as you see, I have a Nintendo DSI, and she has a Nintendo Ds, which has backwards capability and the Rhythm Tengoku is only available in Game Boy.) but until then I guess I will have to drink up. And one weird thing, (yes I tend to jump subjects a lot, sometimes I go back and forth on them, like the Rhythm Heaven remixes and if you don’t like it go read somebody else’s fake Blog) is that my dad has this habit of always having his underwear show when he bends over to reach something, but that’s not the only thing, that prostate medicine talking guy was staring at his underwear like “oh yeah” and I was like “oh gross” maybe he was One: staring at him like “dude, pull your damn pants up” and I am just sick-minded, or Two: He wants to get heave-ho Brokeback style if you know what I mean. I do not want to know unless it’s One. Because that is wrong on so many levels. Even sicker than went I went to my cousin’s birthday party and this weird twenty-three year old said if I wanted to hook up with her! If she looked like Megan Hauserman, then fine, I don’t care if it’s rape, but she was ugly and weird. I don’t think she was all there because she acted way to childish, like she takes the phrase “We don’t stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing” to a whole other level. But whatever, I guess she does have a slutty vibe if she was asking ME out, because I am like the real live Steve Urkel, without the smartness or the suspenders.
Back to television, (my subject-jumping is scaring me) I think iCarly will only make it to 65 episodes because they have reduced the season two order from 25 from season one, to 20 from season two. I think that if a show’s season is successful, they will increase the episode order for the next season, but there has to be something wrong if they reduced the episode order. But then again, iCarly is in it’s forty-first e