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26 Mar
This is a parody…………………..c…
a spoof on
by The Genuine Mighty Iano
I am A Diva
I am the sexiest of girls,
men buy me diamonds gold and pearls.
I'm toned and fit and blonde and short,
from miles around the men pay court.
My blue eyes make them weak in knees
and oh so eager to appease -
why I don't even ask them please . . .
I make them beg cause I'm a tease.
I am madonna come to life,
all men want me to be their wife.
I conquer hearts with languid ease
and if they ask for mine I freeze.
Whenever I pass through a door
I laugh as their chins hit the floor.
E'en Sapphic slaves can't help but turn -
so filled with lust for me they burn.
Their lady love they all soon spurn
and never more will they return.
I have such wicked wicked ways,
enticing all just by my gaze.
My skin is firm and tanned and smooth,
my honeyed words do serve to soothe
the fever in man's lustful heart –
pierced by cherubic cupid's dart.
I cannot fail, I am God's gift.
My charm will wow you sure and swift.
I make men feel desired and young,
My charms are praised, my beauty sung,
Enticing all with silver-tongue,
My name and fame are so far-flung.
For me men would lay down and die
and do so with a grateful sigh!
10 Responses for "This is a parody…………………..c/c?"
And some men brag behind their wallsAnd blow up great big rubber dollsWe don't know and that's the catchIf the description is really a matchBut oh me, oh my, oh goodness sakesWhat hilarity he makesHis lack of humility almost endearsThis poetic fellow to his peersIt is his badge; it is his claimTo belittle and try to shameAnd to brag about his skillsAnd all the lady's hearts he willsTo love him, please him then give thanksBut how do we know they aren't all skanks?I acually have some fondness for him now, though I don't think he cares much for me. LOL
HA! Literate and to-the-point! What's this about 'lesbians'? Where?Oye vei! To see something not there, is wishful thinking…on those others' parts…down, down, down, where the mud lies….heheheheheeeeee!!!Good Morning!
Notice, he says:and lets me turn their hearts to 'Sin'.I'll bet most of this could be accurate. Good read.Hmm, your new nick-name, Diva.
parody is a wonderful way of x-pressing oneself!
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Where is the parody? All you've done is reversed it, except the "Their lady love they all do spurn" which in HIS implied that only lesbians see him as appealing, which I can heartily understand.In YOURS those lines make sense, so I guess HIS is the parody.If I say good poem, I realize I am praising Ian, but his isn't at all bad except for the hubris.I am the handsomest of twits,the ladies looked, then shook their heads;I'm toned and fit, and feel like sh!t,My @ss is where my brains are bredmy eyes are blue, my hands they trembleI offer glories, then dissembleIf truth be told, I'm quite a @ss,and women's always cry out, "Pass!"I like the game of 'birds and bees'but end with just myself to pleasemy acquiring some pleasure is rare -So I have lots of time to spare.[To c and c more poetry!]
heehee I love Parody. I used to think it was the french word for Paradise until someone corrected me. (me and my goofy ears)ya know….the greatest love stories are based on love/hate relationships….your pas de deux make me wanna buy popcorn and sign up for the evening show. You guys should get a room or collab on a poem at least to let off some of that steam….lol.
Once again, Hairy has completely missed the point. How he can read my original poem and conclude that I am implying that only lesbians find me attractive when the whole poem is a testament to the fact that ALL women want me, speaks volumes for his obtuseness.However, Sin, as you are a woman, you would not be 'turning' lesbians and making them spurn their 'lady-love', would you? Not unless you really are a twelve-fingered, hairy a*sed truck driver called Bert, as I once said.Anyway, I'm flattered by the 'parody' – but it isn't a patch on the original.Something that isn't there? 'Sapphic slaves' is a bit of a giveaway I'd say.
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