QUICK EASY 10, Tanning tip?

What do i do? what type should i get? How long? is the bed big enough for me (6'4")? do i need lotion? i know i need to buy eye things. What do i wear? can i go no clothes?

I assure you i dont care about the negative side effects. I will be 300lbs when im older, plus im really smart so i plan on being rich. Oh and skin cancer? trust me i with the amount i smoke and drink, skin cancer is the least of my worries