BEAUTY BEAUTY BEAUTY :) !?

OKAY SO THERES A FEW THINGS I NEED HELP WITH..

1. How can i get rid of all the black heads on my nose?

2. How can i make my skin a tad lighter?

3. How can i get rid of the red birthmark i have on my forehead?

4. How can i get great smelling breath all the time without always having to chew gum?

5. How can i make my nose look smaller?

6.How can i make my lips look bigger?

7. How can i make my teeth whiter naturally?

PLEASE DONT TELL ME TO GO GET SURGERY AND SH.IT. I WANT YOU GUYS TO NAME THE NATURAL CHEAPER AND HEALTHIER WAYS I CAN USE TO HELP WITH THIS.
THANK YOU SOO MUCH :) <3